It's hard to believe anyone ever hated Topher — he's become such a fascinating, tortured, unforgettable character, as he's groped towards a sense of ethics and a comprehension of the terrible things he's been a party to. And even more than that, he's had all the best lines. Witness: "Something fell on me." "I bet it was something great!" " Relax, Mountain Man. I've been reading the squigglies long enough to discern the diff between excitement and 'Sweet mother, I'm gonna die.'" "Have you seen my drawre of inappropriate starches?" "Brown… mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownterton." "The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates." "I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster." "OK, am I the only one thinking we're getting maybe a little too much of our intel from The Matrix … or possibly TRON, given the outfits?" "Imagine John Cassavetes in The Fury as a hot chick." "Which you know I often have!" And so many more.
this is the male version of "quirky" you miserable unoriginal faggots
Week after week, this show has come up with new and twisted ways to screw with people's brains. Just when you think the writers have run out of weird neuro-tweaks, they've come out with something newer and weirder — including Alpha's remote wipes, Topher's Doll-taser, Echo and Victor swapping imprints, Topher remotely programming Bennett's Active, Topher reconstructing Paul's brain patterns, and tons more. It's always been a thrill to discover the latest permuatation of the show's premise, and the latest demonstration that your brain is a machine that can be endlessly rewired.
lol IT'S NOT A BUG IT'S A FEATURE la la la i need as many cheap tricks as possible because if i can WHAT A TWIST people enough they might overlook the fact that i'm Old Jackie Chan when it comes to actual plot/character.
you know what, fuckit. i was going to go on but there's just no way to deal with this much fucking stupid.
so here's something else:
the worst thing ever:
this picture makes me want to cry.
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