Friday, January 29, 2010

this is the most violent polar bear i've ever seen.

Alaska Nanooks 2010 Hockey Intro from Szymon Weglarski on Vimeo.

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  1. metastaticJanuary 29, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    so wait after he breaks a ship in half with his HOCKEY SABER the top gun polar bear reaches into his lap and toggles his "joystick" and blows up the earth where he presumably lives then flies into space in such an X-TREEM fashion that his vehicle is stripped away and the sheer hardcore hockey power that defines him continues to propel him through this vortex of glory to the hockey ring where he fires a hockey puck so hard that its ice-bound target CATCHES AFLAME and metallica plays in the background.

    i would not have thought it possible to embody this much Faggot.

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