currently watching

he just keeps raising the douche-bar

i love this so much

spacey doing impressions of..well, everyone

the christopher walken one: :-O

your move, steve jobs

"Microsoft founder Bill Gates reviewed his notes at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Friday. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation said it will donate $10 billion over the next decade to research new vaccines and bring them to the world’s poorest countries"

lol england

"BUBBLE-WRAPPED: Somerville Road in Worcester, England, was “protected” in bubble wrap Wednesday. The street, dubbed “Accident Avenue,” has one of the highest numbers of car-insurance claims in the United Kingdom."

kinda awesome

wut

SALISBURY, Conn. � Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated.

i have no idea what i just watched

ugh

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/43521944.html

It's hard to believe anyone ever hated Topher — he's become such a fascinating, tortured, unforgettable character, as he's groped towards a sense of ethics and a comprehension of the terrible things he's been a party to. And even more than that, he's had all the best lines. Witness: "Something fell on me." "I bet it was something great!" " Relax, Mountain Man. I've been reading the squigglies long enough to discern the diff between excitement and 'Sweet mother, I'm gonna die.'" "Have you seen my drawre of inappropriate starches?" "Brown… mined from the earth by the hardscrabble brown miners of North Brownterton." "The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates." "I am obsolete. This must be what old people feel like. And Blockbuster." "OK, am I the only one thinking we're getting maybe a little too much of our intel from The Matrix … or possibly TRON, given the outfits?" "Imagine John Cassavetes in The Fury as a hot chick." "Which you know I often have!" And so many more.

this is the male version of "quirky" you miserable unoriginal faggots

Week after week, this show has come up with new and twisted ways to screw with people's brains. Just when you think the writers have run out of weird neuro-tweaks, they've come out with something newer and weirder — including Alpha's remote wipes, Topher's Doll-taser, Echo and Victor swapping imprints, Topher remotely programming Bennett's Active, Topher reconstructing Paul's brain patterns, and tons more. It's always been a thrill to discover the latest permuatation of the show's premise, and the latest demonstration that your brain is a machine that can be endlessly rewired.

lol IT'S NOT A BUG IT'S A FEATURE la la la i need as many cheap tricks as possible because if i can WHAT A TWIST people enough they might overlook the fact that i'm Old Jackie Chan when it comes to actual plot/character.

you know what, fuckit. i was going to go on but there's just no way to deal with this much fucking stupid.

so here's something else:

the worst thing ever:


this picture makes me want to cry.

nggg

Thor will be more science than fantasy:

"It's real science, but we don't know about it yet. The Thor movie is about teaching people that."

jesus what the fuck are you even talking about

iawtc

As one-note as Ford’s performances were, audiences seemed never to tire of that note. Until one day, they did.

You should message me if...

You named your IUD "Boba Fett".

methinks hax

O'Reilly viewers give Obama 94% approval

lol at the occasional farty stirrings of entrenched hacks when they come to the defense of the people they make money boogiemanning in order to do the diligence of portraying objectivity

good question

M. Greenwald:

Seriously: what kind of an adult is incapable of restraining himself from visible gestures and verbal outbursts in the middle of someone's speech, no matter how strongly one disagrees -- let alone a robe-wearing Supreme Court Justice sitting in the U.S. Congress in the middle of a President's State of the Union address?

fuck.yes.

watch the whole thing

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

this is the most violent polar bear i've ever seen.

Alaska Nanooks 2010 Hockey Intro from Szymon Weglarski on Vimeo.

oh, Australia

wtfgasm:

"Australian Classification Board (ACB) is now banning depictions of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. They banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women. Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them. Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as 'abhorrent.'"

gayyyyyyy

jesus

thought of you

Reading usually precedes writing and the impulse to write is almost always fired by reading. Reading, the love of reading, is what makes you dream of becoming a writer.

- Susan Sontag

chuckled

i like this version

your gf

i actually kinda like this movie

i seem to forget about it but then always end up watching it when its on

just add glitter!

i had forgotten about this scene

and how much i adore it

...

you know what sounds good

a burger

a juicy burger with ketchup and a bit of mustard and lettuce and melty cheese and a good bun

and salted, crispy fries

and a coke to wash it down with

ZING

posting, suck it

new batman and robin

i've read all of them now and they are terrible, but #7 comes out on the 27th and i'll still prolly dl it

the writing is terrible, the art is just ok

c-

aw

totally watched this after school as a kid

i remember getting excited when the opening came on :3

ilu hulk

ugh i hate superman so much

edit:

I'M BACK BITCHES

Infuriating

sup broken health care system:

Even better, Clark's team has already published a paper that verifies the Wii balance board is "clinically comparable" to the nearly $18,000 lab force platform.

BUT SEE WE NEED HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE WITHOUT IT EVERYTHING WOULD COST TOO MUCH

i am not okay with this

fuck you michael cera, part 2 the return

"happiness machine"

lol'd

fuck you michael cera

just go away already everyone's tired of your shit

lol

seems familiar

NOW WHAT YOU HEAR IS NOT A TEST

I’m rappin to the beat

“It’s painful, it’s like someone is taking hot ice picks and stabbing the back of your eyes.”

“You don’t use a conventional tattoo gun or homemade tattoo gun,” said Boltjes. “Cause there’s a layer, you have to get in between the layer. You can use a hypodermic needle, but I’m not saying that’s what we used,”

i can relate to this >:

what is he D:

god why

<3 ever since i saw the fountain

oh, my.

i am about to expose you to a potent neurotoxin

compliantcat is amenable to this

i see your shart and raise you

its a thing

and to make your own:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1632373/seal.png

here's mine:

nooo

"20th Century Fox is making progress with its “X-Men” spinoff, “Deadpool,” and has tapped “Zombieland” scribes Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick to pen the screenplay.

Ryan Reynolds will reprise his role as the wisecracking mercenary he portrayed in last year’s “X-Men Origins: Wolverine.”

There is no timetable on the Marvel property, though Reynolds has a window after wrapping the “Green Lantern” this summer.

Reynolds has been bulking up to play the DC Comics’ hero “Green Lantern,” which starts lensing next month. This means he would already be in superhero shape if the script for “Deadpool” is ready by summer.

Reese and Wernick, who wrote “Zombieland,” will stay true to the mythology of “Deadpool” given that Reynolds is a huge fan and protector of the property.

The tone of “Deadpool,” which features an antihero as opposed to the more traditional heroic comicbook protagonist, is very similar in tone to “Zombieland."

linkadink

"There was once, in fact, a sustained glimpse of the real Tiger Woods. In 1997, Charles Pierce, writing for GQ, got inside. Tiger was 21 at the time, on the eve of winning his first of four Masters. For somebody who at the age of two had appeared on The Mike Douglas Show (where, with a perfect swing, he miraculously hit a stunning shot into the center of a net), he seemed remarkably naïve and remarkably stupid about the ways of the media. The interview was largely a series of profane quips by Tiger, such as “What I can’t figure out is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?” At another moment, during a photo shoot where four women attended to his every need and flirted with him as he flirted back, he told a joke: He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, “What’s this?” They were stumped. “It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”

There came another joke about why two lesbians always get to where they are going faster than two gay guys: because the lesbians are always going 69. Pierce’s interview, which he taped, was the only honest and open one Woods has ever given. After that the steel wall of insulation came down, spearheaded by I.M.G."

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/02/tiger-woods-201002

AHHHH VOLUME AHHH

hurrrrr

"There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is both powerful and attractive. We have to pretend you’re both!"

– It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

the actual best thing ever

the best thing ever

did not know this- Star Wars Episode 3

"The unknown producer of this DVD, for unexplained reasons, also elected to include English subtitles, which were in fact translated back into English from the Chinese translation, rather than using the original English script. This translation was particularly inept, translating many characters literally and losing the meaning of words, leading to unintentional humor; the title of the movie, for example, was given as Star War — The third gathers — Backstroke of the West. One error in translation that recurs several times in the film is that the phrase "it seems" (好象) was rendered as "good elephant". The mis-translation also caused the vulgar word "fuck" (a mis-translation of "work") to appear three times in the subtitles, and rendered Darth Vader's cry of "Noooooooo" (不要) as "Do not want."^[37] This last translation error would later be popularized as an internet meme.^[38]"

CHA-CHUNG

"Law & Order: SVU is once again living up to its title as the most stunt-casting-obsessed series on television. Sharon Stone is joining the cast for a four-episode arc beginning in April.

The Oscar-nominated actress will play a former cop-turned-prosecutor who will (presumably) go toe-to-toe with Benson, Stabler, and the gang."

makes you wonder how much of it was spraypainted on

no i'm not crazy, they actually do that (spraypaint abs on)

why i don't get fashion part 1 in an infinite series

rly?

pussy o clock

hrm?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6925836/G-spot-may-not-exist-say-scientists.html

"Researchers at King’s College London claim there is no evidence for the existence of the G-spot – supposedly a cluster of internal nerve endings – beyond a woman’s imagination.

“Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtually impossible to find real traits,” said Tim Spector, professor of genetic epidemiology, who coauthored the research."

things i watch at 6 am

j.j. abrams, stan lee, luke skywalker (sorry mark hamill lol), kevin smith, and what's his face all sitting down and talking over dinner





the second part is with stan lee talking about marvel

also mark hamill and some thoughts on SW

ethan hawke on daybreakers

"That’s right. Well, I saw the film in September, and I'll admit, I was really surprised how much I liked it. I didn’t know what to expect. The filmmakers just took their time to really think about what this world would be like under these conditions. They changed one thing about the world, and it changes everything, and they really thought it through and I really appreciated this new world, not unlike GATTACA actually."

yes

ice skating cars

fatties everywhere

"A dating website only for attractive people says it has axed over 5,000 members -- because they put on too much weight over the holidays."

http://newslite.tv/2010/01/04/dating-site-axes-members-who-g.html

put sprinkles on top

this would be your child

Villainous!

ULTIMATE POWER

MUSCLE ROLLERS

ZERG RUSH

jing makes life easy

pretty sure i've seen someone do this

i would be a lot more likely to give those street performers money if they did shit like this

derp

John Yoo has never met George Bush nor Dick Cheney

I am frankly a little sick of stooges like John Yoo prattling on about "what the framers of the Constititution wanted", for a couple reasons.

1) Fuck what those motherfuckers think. The narrative of American history as presented to the public offers two options when considering the founders: unadulterated veneration and quasi-worship or a "controversial" understanding of people that - shockingly - were actually human beings! Now buy my book!

But seriously, they believed in some completely antiquated things, had views of the world that have been rendered obsolete by the advance of both hard and soft science and anthropology and warfare and just the stories of history (could these people have conceived of WW2 and the Holocaust? Doubt it.) Props to them for only giving us a slightly shitty version of tyranny, but really after two and a quarter centuries and complete world fucking domination we ought to stop clinging to mother's apron strings. They pushed us off; now it's up to us to paddle. Kill your father and become your own God, America.

2) It's not like those motherfuckers exactly had a unified vision of how American civics should be ordered. I recall something about a duel, and months of steaming in summer heat and yelling and ridiculous concessions like the existence of the Senate being made to smaller states, and so forth and so on. To refer to the wishes of the founders as a single passel of beliefs is pretty easily recognized as a cheap rhetorical device and nothing more than indicative of either a malignancy towards the audience or a fundamental laziness and misunderstanding of history on the part of the speaker.

3) You know how I'm right about #1? Because they fucking told me so. I am not exactly a poli sci major but if my memory of 2nd grade Social Studies class serves, we have the ability to amend the Constitution. This means that our darling founders pretty much told us "Fuck what we think, guys, you're on your own with this shit."

The list of people that I can listen to speak about politics without wanting to vomit so hard I rip the fabric holding our dimension separate from some dark underworld continues to dwindle.

GOD DAMMIT

Tests find "nothing wrong" with Limbaugh's heart:

Tests that were performed on Rush Limbaugh after he was admitted to a Hawaii hospital for chest pains "found absolutely nothing wrong," the conservative talk show host said Friday.

last minute deal with satan y/y?

"It was a blessing," Limbaugh, 58, said at the Queen's Medical Center in Honolulu, where he was admitted Wednesday.

yes.. a "blessing".. still, aside from the demonic codewords, remarkably upbeat

"The treatment I received here was the best that the world has to offer," he said. "I don't think there's one thing wrong with the American health care system. It is working just fine."

ah there we go. good ol' rush.

original content

"please no autographs"

apparently you are not alone

now zoidberg is the popular one!

this is 2100 dollars.

FIERCE

dramajabba

wat

i enjoy hot chocolate, movies, and watching bad things happen to fat people

spacenigger seems to be on hiatus btw

apparently my co-author does not understand the difference between "using computers to produce albums" and "using algorithms that have been designed to optimize catchiness and popularity by conducting statistical analyses of past successes as well as whatever current advances in neuroscience are relevant to make music"

for my homie, spacenigger

hi everyone

i'm spacenigger i like long walks on the beach crop dusting in your general direction and being wrong about Things

i'd never heard her speak before

this is some high-quality gibberish. it's like someone's doing a performance piece on how to be a pretentious, douchebag artiste that has justified buying her own hype with record sales. incoherent AND a prick. i'm in love!

i didn't really understand her but i have to admit i'm becoming a fan