Why does everyone let this cripple play with the big boys.
Aside from being able to control the weather she's entirely useless in a fight, except for whatever tactical advantage flight confers - I dunno, maybe she can carry Logan around and then drop him on someone?
Not that she doesn't have some real powers - once they warm up. The problem is, that takes a good 5 seconds of eye-misting and ham-handed dialogue, during which time she's been eviscerated or eaten or energy-blasted or otherwise punched to death and brought back to life in the reboot like twice. She's really not cut out for CQB. Maybe they could have her stay back in the mansion and make sure there's good weather for whatever mutant-stomping event they've got to go break up.
Anyway, I understand that she's black and a woman and that's great, but I'd really rather they just turned Jean Gray - the IMPORTANT female protagonist, not the consolation prize - all darksauce and got rid of Storm altogether. Or at least keep her locked up and tranced out in the broom closet so they don't need to invest in a sprinkler system for Charles' estate.
Summary: Fuck bitches, get money.
Monday, November 2, 2009
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