young stephen colbert

LADYKILLER

hipsterwagon, here i come

MORE appropriate

This has honestly been bothering me since elementary school

dump

how i know i am not yet a withered carapace in the shape of Life

childish joys:

hovering the plane of my face parallel to the caldera of a giant-fuck mug of steaming green tea and relaxing into the heat of the vapor, letting it unwind my skin and loosen the mucosa in my nose, wriggling my toes in the grass

AUGH