DON'T HAVE YOUR EGGS HARVESTED

THIS HAPPENS INSIDE OF YOU EVERY MONTH

i like how she tries to hang on but then is fat and weak

ya-hoo

remind me to make these

it's the look on his face that gets me

this is perfect

OH MY GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

young stephen colbert

LADYKILLER

hipsterwagon, here i come

MORE appropriate

This has honestly been bothering me since elementary school

dump

how i know i am not yet a withered carapace in the shape of Life

childish joys:

hovering the plane of my face parallel to the caldera of a giant-fuck mug of steaming green tea and relaxing into the heat of the vapor, letting it unwind my skin and loosen the mucosa in my nose, wriggling my toes in the grass

AUGH

Guess who

We're fucked

Ars:

"China can best be understood as a large, well-run business," Schmidt admiringly explained. "And China has roughly the following objectives: It wants to maximize its cash flow, becoming the creditor, if you will, the bank of the world. And second it wants to maximize both its internal demand as well as export demand. And the entire country seems to be organized around that principle."

mas giggles

and now, heartbreak!

loldump

filenames lol

chilling

Dan had stabbed himself to death in the bathtub with a box cutter, ripping open his abdomen and nearly decapitating himself. His body was discovered in the early hours of the morning by a halfway-house worker, along with a note on the nightstand that said, "I left this experience smiling!"

this

I wouldn’t mind dying in a plane crash. It’d be a good way to go. I don’t want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD…I want to feel what it’s like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don’t want to miss it.
– Jim Morrison