mas giggles

and now, heartbreak!

loldump

filenames lol

chilling

Dan had stabbed himself to death in the bathtub with a box cutter, ripping open his abdomen and nearly decapitating himself. His body was discovered in the early hours of the morning by a halfway-house worker, along with a note on the nightstand that said, "I left this experience smiling!"

this

I wouldn’t mind dying in a plane crash. It’d be a good way to go. I don’t want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD…I want to feel what it’s like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don’t want to miss it.
– Jim Morrison

get ready for some global warming in your heart

perfect

and

okay okay one more

sorry these just make me laugh

i know, i know, i have problems.

old school

times have changed, man

well what about this

lol, racism

i rly enjoy that the ads on this blog are about cancer treatments right now

ba dum dum

seriously, this is what it feels like

Deep Thoughts

I have always resented the fact that such a poignant and teeming catchphrase as I AM THE HOLE IN THINGS was bestowed on such a weak-ass villain as Black Mask.

made my morning

Fuck you, pay me.

AHHHH

i enjoy this